I mean if there were medieval kittens I wouldn’t complain… (But no really, this blog is the best.)
It’s 5am on a Saturday morning. I’m working on a seminar presentation and this is exactly what I needed to see
A Fart in Queen Elizabeth’s Court
Edward De Vere, the 17th Earl of Oxford once accidentally farted in front of Queen Elizabeth I. Out of shame he went into exile for 7 years.
Upon his return the Queen welcomed him home and said, “My Lord, I had forgotten the fart.”